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"This is so tragic and unforeseen" - Ebeneezer Spooge
"The more you yell at a customer service employee the more likely you are to get what u want" - Anonymous Artichoke
"She’s sweating blood" - Ebeneezer Spooge
"These are the only boys in a boat that I support" - Anonymous Artichoke
"Why the fuck is it wiggling" - Ebeneezer Spooge
"When monkey bars pays off " - Anonymous Artichoke
"He’s almost dead. Just take the L" - Ebeneezer Spooge
"What a goofy guy" - Ebeneezer Spooge
"All relationships are bastards" - Anonymous Artichoke
"Who is Kevin Costner again" - Anonymous Artichoke
"I have no fucking clue" - Ebeneezer Spooge
Published 12-15-23